Edward McKay Used Books & More
We're a used book company in North Carolina that's been around since 1974. We sell used books (and movies, and CDs, and video games, and etc) Our first store was in a converted house, and the paperbacks were kept in buildings intended to be used as chicken coops (but never ACTUALLY used as chicken coops so don't get grossed out.) Later the owner and a friend built the first commercial building, and used as shelving wooden Canada Dry crates scrounged from all over the state. (Canada Dry was converting to plastic.) Though it's not really credible to describe yourself as funky (it's like calling yourself "zany" -- it doesn't work) I feel that we are funky and different and wholesomely strange.
Anybody who wants to wear a cool T-shirt.
Our slogan is "We feed your head." Our products include books, CDs, DVDs, VHS (really), video games, electronics like iPods, ereaders, vinyl records, etc etc etc.
Take that and run with it and put it on a t-shirt. Go anywhere with it, have a fever dream, eat the Alice in Wonderland cake, ask Robert Crumb or Larry Gonick what they think, sing the xkcd song, whatever.
I'm attaching our logo, I would like it to be part of your design but consider it to be very very elastic.
If more guidance is needed please let me know and I'll try to give it. Thank you very much.